Homestuck: gemstuck! Humans x reader by kikatkittenlover2, literature
Literature
Homestuck: gemstuck! Humans x reader
Homestuck: gemstuck! Humans x reader
(Name) sighed in boredom she had absolutely nothing to do. School had been canceled that day, all her friends had quickly made planes or were sick, even her own family had gone somewhere without her. Sure it was pretty cool and fun at first, but like any teenage girl she got hella bored hella quick. She spent her morning watching tv, eating things that was bad for her, making prank calls, vandalizing her siblings rooms, watched crappy movies, doing the unthinkable and actually do homework, and out of shear desperation that it would kill time all of her chores and even a few of her siblings. It killed time
Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat
Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat
It had been a good human year since the damned game ended. It was good peaceful year, a year in which Karkat had lived up to his name as leader. With the help of Rose and Kanya, as his main consultants as well as jade and Trezei to help provide for and protect their new world. Although he couldn't give them all of his praise. No, most of it belonged to John and Dave the vary two that once caused so much frustration and confusion were now his joy and peace of mind. Nothing could be done unless he had both of their approval. He was so dependent on them that it scared him and thrilled him for once in his life
Homestuck grubs x reader Sollux by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck grubs x reader Sollux
Homestuck grubs x reader Sollux
" Sol sweetie could you please stop fly around my head? " " thqueak!" " So no? " " thqueak! ". (Name) was extremely frustrated, why? Well maybe it's because she just had the shittiest day ever so far and it was still early to. First her boyfriend was in one his bipolar mode swings, and literally floated her out of their room claiming she was distracting him from coding. Then someone ate the last of her fucking waffles, no one, Gog damned no one was to touch them, ever, it was life or death when it came to those wonderful circles of bliss. But worst of all, yes even worse then no waffles, was two total bitches
Homestuck grubs x reader Karkat by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck grubs x reader Karkat
Homestuck grubs x reader Karkat
(Name) grumbled to herself as she carried Karkat " Stupid fuck'n bitches turning my poor karkles into a grub. " Skree! " " I'm assuming that means you agree with me. " the two starred at one another for at lest ten minutes before Karkat boredly stated " Skree. " " Yeah you definitely agree with me. ". With that settled the two continued to on their way to the kitchen, it was just about lunch time and Karkat was getting extra cranky. The only problem was (name) had no idea what troll grubs eat and the only ones who know, are now grubs. " Thank you Dave and John, no really thank you, you've made such a wonderful
Homestuck grubs x reader Kankri by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck grubs x reader Kankri
Homestuck grubs x reader Kankri
(Name) sighed holding the now grub version of her boyfriend closer "I'm sorry I said such triggering things to John and Dave earlier, I shouldn't have lost my temper like that" " skree! ". Kankri yelled out then gave a confused look as if he expected his normal voice come out and not that tiny little noise . She couldn't help but giggle at his confusion " s- skree! " he whined out, red transparent tears forming at his eyes " Don't cry I'm sorry I laughed it's just that your so cute and tiny I couldn't help it! ". Name quickly begin to gently bounce him up and down to clam him down, it seemed to work, but then
Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat by kikatkittenlover2, literature
Literature
Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat
Homestuck: what are we? Davejohnkat
It had been a good human year since the damned game ended. It was good peaceful year, a year in which Karkat had lived up to his name as leader. With the help of Rose and Kanya, as his main consultants as well as jade and Trezei to help provide for and protect their new world. Although he couldn't give them all of his praise. No, most of it belonged to John and Dave the vary two that once caused so much frustration and confusion were now his joy and peace of mind. Nothing could be done unless he had both of their approval. He was so dependent on them that it scared him and thrilled him for once in his life
Homestuck Karkat x reader tea time by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck Karkat x reader tea time
Homestuck Karkat x reader tea time
(Name) know she shouldn't laugh, she really really shouldn't laugh, but how could she not? After all her beloved sweater loving boyfriend or as he insisted matespirt was currently in a rather strange situation at the moment. You see dear (name) had a little sister one whom loved to have tea parties, now why is this important? Answer, (name) often had to watch her sister because her parents still acted like teenagers and would leave for overly romantic dates out of no where, like right now. She had taken a nap when they decided to, but lucky for her, and them Karkat had came over to give her a text book she
Confession and stolen shirts:Dirkxinnocent!reader by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Confession and stolen shirts:Dirkxinnocent!reader
Of confession and stolen shirts : Dirk x innocent!reader
(Name) was the typical anime-schoolgirl-like girl you read about in fanfics, you know the type super innocent and always to cute to handle. Maybe that's why Dirk liked her but, you dear reader aren't supposed to know that yet so portend it never happened ok? Good I'm glad we agreed … I'm kidding myself aren't I? Fine whatever lets continue with story. She's grate at building robots except the wiring sometimes gave her issues, that's why her best friend Dirk was coming over to help you. She honestly couldn't wait for him to arrive it would be the first time he would see her work
Homestuck: same goal Signlessxmusteredblood!reader by kikatkittenlover2, literature
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Homestuck: same goal Signlessxmusteredblood!reader
Homestuck: same goal
Signless x runway!musteredblooded!Reader
(Name) couldn't take anymore, she just couldn't, this wasn't far not in anyway could it ever be far. Why did she have to live like this? Why oh why did she deserve this? How could it be ok for them treat her like this, beat her like they did? The answer was simple it wasn't. Yet they acted as if it was and she hated it, but it's not like she could stop them. She was just a low blood, a lowly mustered yellow blooded girl under the control of the cruelest monster of them all the Grand High Blood.
Well that's what she thought before a trip to buy more supplies for the hive where s
The Morning After [Dave Strider x Reader] by AMereAberration, literature
Literature
The Morning After [Dave Strider x Reader]
Warnings: Profanities, Sexual implications
The Morning After
You were woken up by a headache sent from the deepest recesses of hell, and that was no fucking hyperbole.
God damn it.
Only when you turned around - a futile attempt to placate your infernal headache - did you realize that someone was sleeping next to you. This aforementioned individual, you noticed, was as butt naked as a titan gone rouge, much like you.
He had his back turned to you, so the only bits of information you had about him were (1) he had freckles scattered across every square-inch of his back; (2) he had dirty blonde hair; and (3) there was a over 9000 chance that
Long Distance (Dirk x Reader) by PeacockMasquerade, literature
Literature
Long Distance (Dirk x Reader)
"Dirk, I need to talk to you about something important."
Dirk frowned at his laptop screen. There was something weird about the way (y/n) was acting, and he didn't like it. "What is it?" He asked.
The girl's bottom lip trembled and tears welled up in her eyes. "Listen Dirk, I love you, I really, really love you, but this isn't going to work."
"What do you mean?" Dirk asked, his voice barely above a whisper.
A tear rolled down the girl's cheek. "We've been dating for over three years now. Not once have I seen you in person. I just," The girl paused to take a breath, wiping tears from her face. "I just want to hug you and kiss you and cuddl
"(Name) get in this selfie."
"No thanks."
"I will drag you over here"
"Isn't a selfie supposed to be by yourself?"
"Not if I want to take a picture with my girlfriend."
"But your just going to post it on Instagram right?"
"Don't forget Snapchat, Facebook, and Twitter."
"Oh you forgot Myspace" (Name) said sarcastitly
Dave stared at (Name) for a moment then sighed, "Ok if you want to play that way", he went on his camera roll and began scrolling down.
(Name) got curious and looked over his shoulder. "What are you looking for?" Dave pretended he didn't hear (Name) and kept his focus on the screen. After a couple minutes he stopped scrolli
Dave x Reader || Au prompts
CW: profanities, height mention
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You slowly dragged yourself to the balcony to stretch your muscles a little after watching a whole season of [show]. When you reached it and stepped into the cool air, you noticed your neighbour on the balcony to the left. You waved at him a little and he nodded, but went back inside soon.
You had to admit, he was kind of a weirdo. He wore sunglasses all the time, even in pitch black nights like this one, crows would often sit on his balcony and he seemed to enjoy heights too much. You just shook your head and petted your cat, who followed you to the balcon
F*ck The Police [Dirk Strider x Reader] by PulangGTech, literature
Literature
F*ck The Police [Dirk Strider x Reader]
Summary: In which an attempt at murder was made only to be stopped by Kankri , Dave and John are little shits, Dirk apologizes to the whole dorm and tells how it went down. Also he may or may not have inadvertently proclaimed his crush on you.
Dirk saw his life flashed in front of him.
It was pathetic.
Which he took as a meaning that he wasn't meant to die by the hands of their Dorm Master, who is totally able to pull off being cute despite being socially inept and utterly rude.
Dirk Strider wasn't romanticizing your cons he wasn't nope. Not at all.
"Dirk Mother fucking Strider if you do not stop this is instant I will make you eat that
Educational Shipping[John Egbert x Reader] by PulangGTech, literature
Literature
Educational Shipping[John Egbert x Reader]
Summary: Because apparently even the teachers know you have a crush on one John Egbert who shares your biology class and everyone in the goddamn Faculty of Arts and Sciences is shipping you two and the fact that like 90% of your lecturers are from that faculty it means you get to be partnered with John one way or another.
Or alternately titled, Teachers Should Get A Pay Raise So They'd Stop Shipping Their Students When They've Got Nothing To Enjoy With Their Meager Salary.
Karkat is looking at John with an unimpressed but slightly surprised looked.
You know the reason why, it's because John Motherfucking Adorkable Bit of a Douche Egbert jus
Popular! Reader x Karkat Chapter 13 by closetGeekasaurus, literature
Literature
Popular! Reader x Karkat Chapter 13
====>Allow Kanaya To Lecture You
"Now Karkat"
"Mmhmm," you drawled. You weren't really listening, you were too busy being Karkat.
"Normally I don't like to meddle."
"Really? You don't like to meddle?"
"Okay maybe a little. However-"
"Hey what'th up KK?"
"Nothing," you said hastily, hoping Kanaya would take the hint. "Also, how many times have I told you to knock? It's bad enough having to live in the same place as you. At least let me have my own fucking time in my own fucking space without having to worry about when YOU'RE going to pop in."
"What're you doing in here that you're tho worried I'll walk in on?" he smirked.
"NONE OF YOUR DAMN
Popular: ReaderxKarkat part 7 by closetGeekasaurus, literature
Literature
Popular: ReaderxKarkat part 7
=====> Awaken
You are(yn) and you have a backache from Satan's lair. Damn, this is worse than finding a good fan fiction series then finding out its incomplete and in hiatus.
"Finally. You're up."
You jumped and twisted around to see Karkat glaring at you over his phone.
"Uhhh... Was I…."
"Asleep in my lap for several hours? A pain in the seedflap? Currently sporting bedhead that could rival Gamzee's? Yes to all of the above."
You groaned and rolled over on the floor, tugging at the ends of the atrocity that was your hair.
"Ughhh this sucks," you complained.
Silence from Karkat.
"I slept like shiiiiit"
"At least you slept," he muttere
Hello my lovelies I've had this idea as of late and would love to make it happen. It's web comic about a seventeen year old demon hunter who one day finds an energy level close to that of the devil himself. Only it wasn't him but his eight year old daughter who on realization that she became separated from her father has a temper tantrum. He decides to bring her to h.q. where his boss tells him he'll be watching her. The only problem here is my art skills aren't up to something like this so I need an artist. I can't pay you anything unfortunately but you do have all rights to character design so if you felt like it you can sell images of them
I've decided to start an ask blog for my trolls Ursa Major and Ursa Minor. It will be hosted on my main account instead of making a separate one. Please send in some questions I'd really love it if you did and hope to hear from you soon
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My phone is so fucking stupid ok.
So I'm out on a date with th gf and my mom text me to ask where I was. I of course tell her I'm on a date so she wants to know what we're doing right? So I text her eating out with my girlfriend. My phone instead seems her and I quote 'eating out my girlfriend' she called me and began yelling at me and didn't let me get a word in when she was finished I told her while have to hold back laughter mom my phone sent you the message tong it was suppose to say eating out with. All she said was oh I'm sorry then she hung up